WHAT THE FUCK

I just found out why my Internet speed constantly drops from 12Mb/s to 4Mb/s: it’s meant to.

Yes. The first few seconds of the file (depending on its size) will go at the full 12Mb/s in order to “PowerBoost” it. Then it’s throttled. What the fuck is that about?

I’m pissed off that I wasn’t aware of that at the time that we signed up. I’m also pissed our landlord recommended this stupid company to us as they also provide shit cable TV (mostly in Russian). We should have gone Elion but she said Starman was already connected and that we would have Internet in our flat. She didn’t tell us that she’d “sold” the router and modem first and that we would have to buy our own and then sign a new contract for it… So we never actually had it in the first place. Christ almighty.

In other news, I rejoined the gym. Deane visited. Other people keep hanging around. Marika went to Sweden today with her mum. I’m sick of having skin like a desert. I’m beginning to lose hair. I don’t do much apart from sit around in my flat playing games or wasting time browsing the web (at 4Mb/s after 10 seconds).

Fuck it.

*Update*

I just checked Elion. If we went with them it would have been a genuine 12Mb/s for half the fucking price. AHHHHH. I am very annoyed.

*Update 2*

Oh and we already had our own modem/router that works with Elion but we had to buy a separate one for Starman as they were not compatible. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! :(

Online poker

I really should start playing it properly. I found out that most people just play to break even and then profit on the money they receive from rakeback. Considering that I don’t really do much with my overwhelming amount of free time, perhaps I should take this up again.

Of course, it’s a long-term plan to learn to play effectively and set monetary goals and I’m not the best person when it comes to long-term dedication. Still, it’s a nice competitive way to make some pocket money.

I'm political

I know ambassadors.

Well, not really. I did mince around with them for a while, though. Sucks to be this cool.

Is this it?

So… This is what it comes to?

Cheap vodka, expensive bitter lemon mixer, fried spicy eggs, buttered toast, Rod Stewart on VH1 and my blog/ScribeFire?

Well. Tonight’s the night. It’s gonna be alright.

I should drink more… Maybe.

I have the most awesome game design ideas/pitches when I am relaxed. Relaxed, due to alcohol, that is.

Maybe; just maybe; if you’re lucky; I’ll explain it later.

Yes, I’ve missed you, too.

P.S. my new flat is fucking sexy.

Sheepish update

It seems that almost every other blog I read has updated today. I thought that I should, too.

I’m about to be very poor as I’m going to be paying rent and bills from now on! It’s time to rob a bank.

That also means my Tartu time is winding down. This weekend I will be dragging all the clothes (all the clothes I didn’t actually need to bring) back to Tallinn and dumping them somewhere else. I really should have a clean out.

This has been a rather lazy escapade in the “city of good thoughts”. This apartment has about 4 supermarkets within 4 minutes walk from the front door but it’s a fair way out from the centre. Well, about 25 minutes walk. In Sydney that would be nothing, but I’m spoiled from inner-city and old town life now. What that means is that I’ve spent most of the last month being utterly unproductive, just sitting in the bedroom with my laptop. Guilt has seeped in but it will be short lived. As always.

My rationalisation for this behaviour is due to my new lifestyle-budgeting scheme. Attempting to budget, I should say. I’ve certainly cut back on expenses here compared to my previous habits but unfortunately not quite as much as I imagined. Then again, there’s still one more week to improve!

I do feel like half of my body has atrophied. Never mind. It’ll come back. I just hope I find a lot of money by accident, somewhere.

This would be dole bludging; if I was getting paid for it

Hello, dear reader. I’m sure you’ve noticed my absence of late. Not to worry! I’m only being extraordinarily lazy. Yes, even by my standards.

I’ve been spending time in Tartu for the last week-and-a-half. Mostly in my underwear but sometimes I wear a pair of shorts and a wifebeater singlet. It’s very comfortable. The days are flying by and I’m not really doing anything but the random bit of exercise and spending money irresponsibly. In fact, the only “decent” thing I’ve done is attempt to mail a painting made by Marika and myself to my mother. I’m sure she’ll think it’s crap but as a result of her long-suffering separation anguish it’ll probably be mounted over a fireplace or something.

Tomorrow afternoon I’m going back to Tallinn for the weekend. Little Liisu is having her first birthday! I hope there are streamers. Of course there won’t be, but still.

Crank II is out but I’m yet to see it. Hopefully I can rally up a gang to see it this weekend in Tallinn. I’ve been excited about the release of this film for a long time now. Here’s hoping it’s at least half as a fun as the original.

Yesterday I had a lot of things in my head that I wanted to write about, now I can’t think of them at all. I will blame all the water pipe abuse I have been partaking in.

Nannyknob

This week has been phase 2 of my re-domestication. Now I’m allowed to play with infants.

Babysitting (or to be more accurate, in my situation: baby entertaining) is still new enough for me that I find it rewarding. I’ve had practice with Hugo’s kids but that was always in a “public environment”. Now I’m in the domicile and not only is it more natural, it’s more messy.

Part of the grubbiness comes from the fact that little Liisu is just under 12 months old, so she’s quite thrilled to be able to stumble around and pick things up, throw them, drop them, break them and bite them. I haven’t had to live with it every day for 12 months so I still find it cute. Of course her parents still find her adorable too, yet I’m sure it’s a lot less exciting when you’ve been doing it for that long. I guess the biggest reward is that you get to see the child develop more and more abilities and form a more complicated personality as they age. Delayed gratification, once again.

Fortunately I seem to be liked by the little ones. Yesterday I was surrounded by three toddlers of various ages, none older than three years old (I’m guessing). Maybe it’s because I look so different from most people here due to my long hair and beard that I’m met with a quiet curiosity by children. Then again, it might just be that I know what faces to pull at them now in order to avoid terrifying them (I used to have a great track record of inducing horrific reactions in small children simply by smiling at them).

When I’m not distracting babies for the purpose of providing their parents with a few moments of rest I tend to find myself cleaning up after them. After almost 3 years of hostel life this is basically second nature to me now. I no longer feel comfortable in an untidy environment that isn’t solely my own space. I admit I get a small high after cleaning or tidying something as the contrast is so blatant. In fact, I often find myself imagining what my “dream house” would have for a floor plan and what style of fittings – such as sinks and tables and chairs it would contain. I mentally rank designs according to function, simplicity, robustness and style. After having been responsible for keeping many kitchens, living rooms, bedrooms and bathrooms constantly clean and organised for dozens of people at a time I believe I have an advantage in determining how to furnish and lay out a room.

Of course I never went to interior design school or any of that crap but I’ve had years of hands-on experience and you can’t teach that, as they say.

Maybe that’s what I should do for a job.