I went out with palmy, Joel, Ross, Heli and Krista last night. We did pretty well for ourselves considering we didn’t leave until 10:30pm on a Thursday. It was rather fun, including a lot of piggybacks, running arse slaps and fighting inside poker machine rooms. The major highlights included having a beef kebab from Istanbul on King (kebab run) and getting a Triple Buck on that Buck Hunter game. I was leading the scores by a big margin when somehow Joel pulled out his own Triple Buck (second one I’ve ever seen after mine) and beat me. Fucker.
We also watched Kung Fu Hustle and The Rules of Attraction. Both were fun. I’m a great reviewer.
I bought myself a Logitech Dual Action gamepad. Now I can slam dunk with the best of them in NBA 2006. It also means I’m free to swing around as Spidey whenever I feel like it. Exciting time ahead. I actually bought it last weekend but I just thought I’d mention it now as a surprise.
I hope I got paid last night. I should probably check the old Netbank. Give me a second. Yes, I did. Awesome. Now I can spend it all on my rent and bills. This is fun!
Last night we got our first noise complaint. I’m gonna blame palmy and say he had the TV up too loud. It took him less than a week. On top of that, Exetel just forwarded us an email from NBC alleging that he’s downloading a movie illegally. Strike two.
I had one of those emails too.
They’re getting pretty canny with detecting downloads.
I’d keep low for a little.
Yeah, I remember reading about yours.
It’s mainly movies, I think. Usenet is more fun, anyway. ;)
Oh yeah, I totally got one of those emails too! It made me sad.
Let’s go to group therapy.
You are such a slut!
You should hear what I did with the guys.
And what was that? It didn’t involve a toilet stall, a sausage roll and a toothpick did it?
The toilet stall was there, but this time it was with a drill bit and a three day old burrito.
Geez we made a mess.
Who cleaned it up?
Well… That’s where there’s still a bit of a problem…
The cops that came by the other night?
They were struck by how handsome you boys were and decided that serving you as fantasy houseboys would really make it up to you for the whole noise thing.
To be honest, their guns weren’t as big as I’d imagined they would be.