I bought my own webcam on Tuesday so I don’t have to fight with Scott over the other one. We have the same models. How cute.
The only decent picture I took during my masturbatory (figuratively, so far) photo shoot came out looking like this:
I find it appropriate.
You look remarkably like a guy in my class, have you been masquerading as a lowly arts student by day?
Yes and by night I prowl the streets preventing unjustice as the “red geek”.
You look tres skinny. I’m v j.lo.
when I was about 11 years old I decided that I was going to be a superhero
but then I realised that going to the gym everyday in order to have a batman body and knowledge of martial arts and science was all too much work
That’s why it’s easier being Spidey.
Now all I need is a radioactive spider.
Oh, you kid.
I know you do it naked.
Only because I can’t find a spandex costume that feels like “the one”.
At least it gives me a chance to work on my moon tan.
Your moon tan just doesn’t do you justice. It will be a while before you hit the cover of Men’s Health now.
Each day is just another stepping stone to a black and white shaded covershoot.