Here’s that “[your name here] needs” Google meme:
1. Ollie needs your help.
2. Ollie needs a rest after his work in a car-horn factory gives him a nervous breakdown.
3. Ollie needs to make a wisecrack but never creates a problem.
4. Ollie needs someone he can boss around, someone who makes him seem superior.
5. Ollie needs to write to Amsterdam to get access to pornography.
Superior.
the knob blog 
Oh, quit it! =)
1. Marijan needs to work on his strength and shooting
2. Marijan needs to get back to the form he knows best: blockbuster productions
3. Marijan needs a totally different voice.
4. Marijan needs a moderator?
5. marijan needs help next year
You can’t stop something that’s this good. *bling-gleam*
That is fantastic.
Maybe blockbuster productions include the pornography I’m writing to Amsterdam for?
it could well be, and i could see the supreme workmanship in that co-venture.