Here’s that “[your name here] needs” Google meme:
1. Ollie needs your help.
2. Ollie needs a rest after his work in a car-horn factory gives him a nervous breakdown.
3. Ollie needs to make a wisecrack but never creates a problem.
4. Ollie needs someone he can boss around, someone who makes him seem superior.
5. Ollie needs to write to Amsterdam to get access to pornography.