Hello. I’m going to a concert tonight. Today was fairly bland apart from having a big heater in my short poker session. Below the break are all hand histories against the same player.

I’m currently drinking a 33cL beer of A. Le Coq premium export, purchased from Selver a few days ago. In a 24 pack.

Hand 1 – reverse implied odds?
SB: $1.10
BB: $5.29
UTG: $0.80
UTG+1: $2.31
MP: $5.00
Hero (CO): $5.71
BTN: $4.60

Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is CO with A 9
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to $0.15, 1 fold, Hero calls $0.15, 3 folds

Flop: ($0.37) A 4 3 (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $0.30, UTG+1 calls $0.30

Turn: ($0.97) 4 (2 players)
UTG+1 bets $0.55, Hero raises to $1.20, UTG+1 raises to $1.85, Hero raises to $2.50, UTG+1 calls $0.01 all in

River: ($4.69) Q (2 players – 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $4.69
UTG+1 shows J J (two pair, Jacks and Fours)
Hero shows A 9 (two pair, Aces and Fours)

Hero wins $4.38
(Rake: $0.31)

Hand 2 – I don’t think he believes me.
BB: $1.78
UTG: $0.95
UTG+1: $0.93
MP1: $1.00
MP2: $3.69
CO: $5.00
Hero (BTN): $7.55
SB: $7.29

Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is BTN with A J
3 folds, MP2 calls $0.05, 1 fold, Hero raises to $0.25, 2 folds, MP2 calls $0.20

Flop: ($0.57) 7 A 9 (2 players)
MP2 bets $0.35, Hero raises to $0.90, MP2 calls $0.55

Turn: ($2.37) A (2 players)
MP2 bets $2.54 all in, Hero calls $2.54

River: ($7.45) 2 (2 players – 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $7.45
MP2 shows 9 8 (two pair, Aces and Nines)
Hero shows A J (three of a kind, Aces)

Hero wins $6.96
(Rake: $0.49)

Hand 3 – I think he’s starting to tilt.
Hero (BTN): $5.53
SB: $9.75
BB: $1.05
UTG: $1.00
UTG+1: $5.31
MP: $5.02
CO: $1.20

Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is BTN with Q Q
2 folds, MP calls $0.05, 1 fold, Hero raises to $0.25, SB raises to $0.55, 2 folds, Hero calls $0.30

Flop: ($1.20) 6 Q 9 (2 players)
SB bets $0.50, Hero raises to $1.50, SB calls $1

Turn: ($4.20) 6 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $2.25, SB raises to $7.70 all in, Hero calls $1.23 all in

River: ($11.16) 2 (2 players – 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $11.16
Hero shows Q Q (a full house, Queens full of Sixes)
SB shows T T (two pair, Tens and Sixes)

Hero wins $10.42
(Rake: $0.74)

Hand 4 – if he hasn’t tilted yet, this will do it.
Hero (UTG): $10.42
UTG+1: $1.20
MP: $4.22
CO: $1.00
BTN: $5.31
SB: $4.84
BB: $1.20

Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is UTG with T T
Hero raises to $0.15, 1 fold, MP raises to $0.35, 4 folds, Hero calls $0.20

Flop: ($0.77) 7 T 3 (2 players)
Hero checks, MP checks

Turn: ($0.77) K (2 players)
Hero bets $0.50, MP calls $0.50

River: ($1.77) K (2 players)
Hero bets $9.57 all in, MP requests TIME, MP calls $3.37 all in

Final Pot: $8.51
Hero shows T T (a full house, Tens full of Kings)
MP mucks A A

Hero wins $7.95
(Rake: $0.56)

Hand 5 (bonus hand where I actually lost) – don’t slowplay (if the Aces hand wasn’t evidence enough).
UTG+1: $2.85
MP1: $1.71
MP2: $0.92
CO: $1.00
BTN: $1.00
SB: $5.95
Hero (BB): $10.82
UTG: $7.32

Pre Flop: ($0.09) Hero is BB with A 6
6 folds, SB raises to $0.15, Hero calls $0.10

Flop: ($0.32) K 5 A (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($0.32) 3 (2 players)
SB bets $0.15, Hero calls $0.15

River: ($0.62) T (2 players)
SB bets $0.35, Hero calls $0.35

Final Pot: $1.32
SB shows A K (two pair, Aces and Kings)
Hero mucks A 6

SB wins $1.24
(Rake: $0.08)