Happy Mardi Gras. I smell like cask wine (since it was poured all over me about 7 times).
I lost my fucking phone tonight. Somehow. I wasn’t even that gone when it happened, I just didn’t notice. Yeah, sorry if anyone tried to SMS me, I think it’s still on the grass of Hyde Park since no one has fucking answered it whenever I ring it. Sounds like Optus is getting a phone call tomorrow.
Joel’s dad tried to kill Ross and I last week with glass. This week he’s been packing up to move out. FUCK WIN.
All the jobs I’ve applied for/had phone calls about haven’t gotten back to me at all.
I’m booking my flight to France to meet up with Benecke on Monday.
I’m getting a 2 year working holiday visa for the UK which only allows 12 months of actual work for ~$200.
I bought a 60 gig iPod and conformed along with headphones worth $300 (but cheaper – thanks eBay [what’s with the second letter capitals?]).
I’ve been eating a wee bit of garlic lately. Makes my breath stink but it makes my soul happy.
I’ve also picked up a nasty habit of being a near-chain smoker when I’m drinking. I know it’s bad for me but I enjoy it, so bring on the downfall.
The other bad habit that’s come to play is that I’m eating again when I’m drunk. I blame Andrew for not having any self control. I can do it solo but not when someone else wants food. Bah.
At least I’m occasionally brushing my teeth at night again these days. How exciting.
That’s all, folks.
P.S. sorry that I only seem to update in the early morning when I’m drunk. At least it makes me more honest. I’m proud I still come across as (reasonably) coherent and with (seemingly) accurate spelling and punctuation. Good times.
P.P.S. go nuts.
when do you leave?
and i must say, having just cleaned the kitchen, i appreciate our time together and all you did for the cleanliness of the house so much more. thank you friend
It’s time, puyobe, to be THE MAID.
from what kate tells me, al isn’t that good in the kissing department. you must have low standards ….
youre a faget byrne
What’s a faget? Bob Saget’s long lost brother?
I stole it and it smells like garlic. What the fuck have you been doing to it?
Well, I did drop it in a frying pan that I was cleaning in the sink once. That sure made it work better than ever.
The real question is what haven’t I been doing with it?
The answer? Tune in next week!
faget is faggot deliberately spelt incorrectly