I forgot to mention one thing. Last night, whilst watching H2O (which was kind of good but kind of weird) with Scott, we saw one of those late night ads for those shonky Aussie online dating sites: aussiematchmaker.com.au.
Inspired, we whipped up this.
Please message us. We need the loving.
the knob blog 
Nice photo douchebag.
You’d so hit it.
Only if I wanted to get rabies.
Scary thing would be if you got any emails.
He’s a creepy hybrid.
A 19 year old girl I once worked with met her now 47 year old boyfriend on that site.
Scary.
Hot.
But he’ll put out. Look at those bedroom eyes.
Very.
Ideal.
What’s with you and older guys?