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Conscious self
Overall self

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Enneagram Test Results

Type 1 Perfectionism |||||||||||||| 53%
Type 2 Helpfulness |||||||||||||| 51%
Type 3 Image Focus |||||||||||||| 53%
Type 4 Hypersensitivity |||||| 27%
Type 5 Detachment |||||||||||||| 56%
Type 6 Anxiety |||||||||||||||| 62%
Type 7 Adventurousness |||||||||||||| 53%
Type 8 Aggressiveness |||||||||||||||| 62%
Type 9 Calmness |||||||||||||||||| 80%

Your Conscious-Surface type is 9w8
Your Unconscious-Overall type is 8w9

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Big Five Test Results
Extroversion (50%) medium which suggests you are moderately talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting.
Friendliness (50%) medium which suggests you are moderately kind natured, trusting, and helpful while still maintaining your own interests.
Orderliness (44%) moderately low which suggests you are, at times, overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment.
Emotional Stability (76%) high which suggests you are very relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic.
Openmindedness (58%) moderately high which suggests you are intellectual, curious, imaginative but possibly not very practical.

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Personality Disorder Test Results

Paranoid |||||| 30%
Schizoid |||||||||||||| 58%
Schizotypal |||||||||||| 50%
Antisocial |||||||||||||||| 70%
Borderline |||||| 22%
Histrionic |||||| 26%
Narcissistic |||||||||||||| 54%
Avoidant |||||| 22%
Dependent |||||||||| 38%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||| 34%

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Brain Lateralization Test Results
Right Brain (32%) The right hemisphere is the visual, figurative, artistic, and intuitive side of the brain.
Left Brain (62%) The left hemisphere is the logical, articulate, assertive, and practical side of the brain

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Distraction.

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01. I miss somebody right now
02. I don’t watch much TV these days
03. I love olives
04. I love sleeping
05. I own lots of books

06. I wear glasses or contact lenses
07. I love to play video games
08. I’ve tried marijuana
09. I’ve watched porn movies
10. I have been in a threesome
11. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship
12. I believe honesty is usually the best policy
13. I have acne free skin
14. I like and respect Al Sharpton
15. I cuss frequently (well, less harsh than most people)
16. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year
17. I have a hobby
18. I’ve been told I: (women) have an applebottom, (men) am packing.
19. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
20. I’m smart (hopefully)
21. I’ve never broken someone’s bones
22. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal
23. I hate the rain (not all the time, only when it’s really cold)
24. I’m paranoid at times
25. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar free (only if that was pain free as well)
26. I need money right now!
27. I love Sushi
28. I talk really, really fast
29. I have fresh breath in the morning
30. I have semi-long hair
31. I have lost money in Las Vegas
32. I have at least one brother and/or one sister
33. I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
34. I shave my legs (females) or face (males) on a regular basis
35. I have a twin
36. I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past
37. I couldn’t survive without Caller I.D.
38. I like the way that I look
39. I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months
40. I know how to do cornrows
41. I am usually pessimistic
42. I have a lot of mood swings
43. I think prostitution should be legalized
44. I think Britney Spears is hot
45. I have cheated on a significant other in the past
46. I have a hidden talent
47. I’m always hyper no matter how much sugar I have
48. I think that I’m popular
49. I can whistle
50. I have kissed someone of the same sex
51. I enjoy talking on the phone
52. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants
53. I love to shop
54. I would rather shop than eat
55. I would classify myself as ghetto
56. I’m bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.
57. I’m obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal
58. I don’t hate anyone
59. I’m a pretty good dancer
60. I don’t think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington
61. I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother
62. I have a mobile phone
63. I believe in God
64. I watch MTV on a daily basis
65. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months
66. I love drama
67. I have never been in a real relationship before
68. I’ve rejected someone before
69. I currently have a crush on someone
70. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life
71. I want to have children in the future
72. I have changed a diaper before
73. I’ve called the cops on a friend before
74. I bite my nails
75. I am a member of the Tom Green fan club
76. I’m not allergic to anything
77. I have a lot to learn
78. I have dated someone at least 10 years older or younger
79. I plan on seeing Ice Cube’s newest “Friday” movie
80. I am very shy around the opposite sex sometimes
81. I’m online 24/7, even as an away message
82. I have at least 5 away messages saved
83. I have tried alcohol or drugs before
84. I have made a move on a friend’s significant other in the past
85. I own the “South Park” movie
86. I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal
87. When I was a kid I played “the birds and the bees” with a neighbor or chum
88. I enjoy some country music
90. I think that Pizza Hut did have/has the best pizza
91. I watch soap operas whenever I can
92. I’m obsessive, anal retentive, and often a perfectionist
93. I have used my sexuality to advance my career
94. I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all
95. I know all the words to Slick Rick’s “Children’s Story”
96. Halloween is awesome because you get free candy
97. I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it
98. I cry at least twice a week
99. I’m happy as of this moment
100. I think the Beagle is the best breed of dog.

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Maybe there is some yet.

“The commander of the Sadr movement, leader Moqtada Sadr, announced today in Najaf the end of all fighting in the whole of Iraq and the integration of his movement in the political process,” Sheikh Naim al-Qaabi said.

The cleric has spearheaded the largest rebellion against US troops and Iraqi Government forces since the fall of Saddam Hussein last year.

I’m yet to actually start my ~3000 word report. I’ve read everything that was recommended, though. Odds are I’ll have to look up a few other articles on other things as well. I suppose I can cope with that. It’s being owned by Optus’ 28.8kbps that makes it annoying. If I’m lucky I can get most of what I’ll need done earlier, then just whip up a few relevant arguments and articles after midnight when (hopefully) my cap resets… Although the odds are that wont be until around 3am. Gotta love it.

Care of : another weird test.

The Loverboy. Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMm)

Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships–as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment.

You’ve had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You’re a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too.

You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you’ll get bored. And then instead of surprising her with flowers or a practical joke, you’ll surprise her by leaving.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph
CONSIDER: The Window Shopper, The Peach

But the best bit (according to … :/ ) is this:

Your exact opposite: The Billy Goat

Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer

MAKE YOUR OWN DECISIONS.

Oh, by the way:

FACT:
You embody the German principle of Konstantzusammenschaft, which is best described in English (without using the obscure English word “sammenschaft”) as “eternal togethermanship”.

Potter!

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Saw Harry Potter 3 last night with Lou. Was cool.

i'm in gryffindor!
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Not much else to report. The diet is technically over as of now. I treated myself with a mini Cherry Ripe and a mini Violet Crumble. Now I feel sick. How depressing.

I’ve lost at least 4 kilos, maybe more since I weighed myself on Friday or whatever it was.

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Ingredients:
3 parts success
3 parts courage
3 parts beauty
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add caring to taste! Do not overindulge!

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