Well, I finally wrote one. I think it looks pretty. Like a fairy.
So I applied for some job that someone found for me. It certainly sounds sexy. Who would have though that there’s a grad job going out there for $50k/year? Hopefully no one except me. It certainly sucks having to write a cover letter.
Oh yeah. I finished uni. Hurrah. Shame all I did afterwards was sit around playing WoW and feeling lonely. The baked beans I had for dinner didn’t really provide a whole lot of comfort, either.
Now that I don’t have any academic responsibilities I suppose I’m meant to feel like a free man. Yeah, whatever.
I think it’s time I got a haircut. I should visit that odd little man up the road and have him make me look stylish for only $12. Maybe later.
Fuck, I really don’t want to go to work tonight.
the knob blog 
Baked beans are healthy. Eat up, in good health.
OMG. I think I saw you in a red car near Anzac Bridge when I was driving to Annandale.
That sounded way more stalkerish than I had intended.
aww i’m sorry for not being around much, what with being tied up at the office lately…
Holy shit, you may have. What time?
The magical fruit!
ZOMG TORRENT PLZ!
I’m concerned.
Don’t be concerned. The fairies are friendly.
They teach me to dance between the mushrooms.
And they dress you up in glitter and a sexy pink tutu?
The fairies don’t, but others have.
I won an award for that costume.
Did you dance the Swan Lake?
I didn’t just dance it.
I embodied it.
So you became a Swan? What was that like?
I was wearing red and white and running around in tight shorts on the SCG.
It felt like home.